Who's The Stan?

Your old pal Handsome Stan may have been a tad hasty with his last post. Sweatpants/Boorstein is obviously now back up to speed, and the prior editorial comments should (largely) be ignored. Watch out for that California wine, though. Rusty Lover is a close personal friend of mine, and he's been known to remark, "California wine? I'm glad you asked me. It's like the devil took grape juice and made it highly intoxicating..."