Thursday, June 08, 2006


Precious little is known about Berzerko's origins but his unorthodox behavior is known throughout the wrestling world. His excessively foul mouth, grotesque sense of humor, blatant disregard for personal hygiene, and unpredictable violent outbursts make him most unpopular among fellow wrestlers. The wrestling fans, however, have truly taken a shine to his unique brand of random brutality. This only encouraged his maniacal behavior. Inside the squared circle he is equally fearless and reckless. Outside of the ring he is no different. Berzerko simply cannot be reasoned with. His matches frequently end in disqualifications as he has been responsible for hospitalizing countless wrestlers, referees, fans and many others who have unwittingly sparked his rage. He is currently enjoying immense popularity with his "Don't Mind That... That's Just Dog Shit!" catchphrase.

Finishing Maneuver: The Sweaty-Puke-Stained-Hairball-Choke-Hold