Saturday, June 03, 2006

Bulldozer



Bulldozer McCabe has risen from his humble teenage days working in his local candy shop to become the undisputed BWF Heftyweight Champion. While working at the store, Dozer penned what would later become a best selling novel "When You Really Think About it, There are Four Kinds of Chocolate". After being fired for obvious reasons, Dozer decided then and there to follow his dream of becoming a big fat wrestling superstar. He promptly enrolled in Bob Boorstein's famous wrestling school "Bob Boorstein's World Famous Wrestling School". It was here where he continued to eat massive quantities of food and learned to wrestle professionally. After his memorable debut victory over Chunkzilla in 2002, it quickly became clear that Dozer's insatiable appetite for success and deli meats would ensure him a place in the spotlight.

Finishing Maneuver: The Steamroller